"Hi, I've lost a scarf. Have you had any handed in?"
"I'm afraid not. All I have is this Shemagh"
"Yeah that's the one" Person is passed Shemagh.
"So you're a supporter of the intifada?" Gestures at scarf.
"That 'scarf' is a symbol of a struggle against occupation... Or is it just for fashion"
"Ah OK" Glares at her... She backs off and leaves.