24 Mar 2009

And Now The Headlines...

Courtesy of the Sheffield Weekly Gazette - A Free Paper

"Wheelchair Theft Dismay"

"City Is Clean"

"Art On Display"

4 comments:

Allison Road said...

Is that the same one that published "Heartbreak as Yob shoots cat"?

vickytoria said...

Not as good as the Formby Times - "Larger than Average Grey Squirrel Sighted Twice in One Day"

silince said...

Allison, it is indeed the same newspaper. I included the wheelchair one because it sounded slightly poetic, like some sort of discount haiku.

Allison Road said...

There was a larger than average grey squirrel living in my closet for a while. What a mess. We had a show down one day and I won.