So it was with a sense of excitement that I entered the bathroom to see what great leaps forward have taken place. Naturally I went to towards the shower unit:
Hmm. That doesn't look like a cracking new shower to me. In fact, that cabinet and box of magazines would only really hinder the enjoyment of the experience.
A quick scan round revealed that the new shower unit has been installed over the sizeable corner bath - good move. Its like the best of both worlds - a large bath to move around in combined with the convenience of a shower. Here's what the control centre looked like:
No turning to switch it on here - a straight push button. I liked this very much. 'Ker-spimp! Shhhhhhh!' for on, and 'SHHHH Ker-spimp! Shhhhh-tt' for off. A tip for future users: Probably worth turning it on before you have disrobed as it does take a bit of time to get up to temperature. But my, when it does, excellent!
I notice that the brand is a Triton. When I lived in Nether Edge, I remember my Auntie Eileen returning from our bathroom cooing 'Ooh, you've got a Triton!' as if it was some kind of designer brand. We then told her that the shower was disconnected and hadn't been used for around 11 years while we waited for my dad to retile the bath. It was baths or sink washes for us, that's if the whippet wasn't in there being scrubbed, or we weren't eating our diet of coal.
Let's talk about spray patterns: The 'default', as I found it, was through all of little holes in the shower head, but a turn anti-clockwise will give you another 4. My favourite was the 'concentrated through the outer-rings' setting, which has a slightly massaging effect. The fire-it-through-the-middle-holes setting seemed a bit pointless, as did some of the others. I did make a point yesterday of trying to memorise all of the spray settings, but unfortunately, some of the others obviously didn't make enough of an aqueous impact on me. I would say that many of these were just an afterthought or empty marketing.
But all in all, very enjoyable and would recommend, and a streets ahead of the former model: