31 Oct 2010

Eon Satifaction Survey

Question 2.

Based on what you know about E.ON, how likely are you to recommend us to a friend or colleague? Please use a 0-10 scale, where 0 represents "Not at all likely" and 10 "Extremely likely


Question 3.
Please explain the reason for your answer to the previous question?

Eon have kept me waiting on a non-geographic (e.g. 0845) number for ages, costing me money. The automated voice is harsh and unpleasant sounding, and Eon are responsible for the destruction of the Tinsley Towers in Sheffield, so I'm not the biggest fan.

Question 5.

Why don't you currently choose to pay for your energy by Direct Debit?

Option 10 - I don't trust you to get it right

Question 8.

Do you have any other comments or feedback, to help improve our customer service in the future?

A FREEPHONE number for paying bills. More accurate estimation of bills. Fewer instances of knocking down local landmarks. Calling in to read meter at weekends when I'm more likely to be in. Essentially, I'll only be a fan when you're TAKEN BACK INTO PUBLIC OWNERSHIP and not motivated by profit.

Fred [Abdel]baset [Ali al-Megrahi]

Whenever I hear the name of the Lockerbie Bomber, I think of a Daily Mail strip...

28 Oct 2010

Tipz For Spammerz

From: xxxlxxxxxsonxx77@gmail.com
Subject: hi my love!

1 attachment: pic.exe
Hello my love! I am attaching some naked pics for you to see!


Hello Joel Peterson,

Most people would realise that an executable file as an attachment is a big no no. If you really want to spread malware, you're probably better off hiding it in a zip file or something, or alternatively linking to a temporary site where one's computer can be infected and used as a zombie to point other users towards fake pharmacy websites.

Also, when one has access to THE INTERNET, the appeal of 'naked pics' is not really enough to warrant taking a gamble on downloading an attachment that could kill many PCs (not mine as I am not an endorser of Microsoft software - note the smugness).

I despair at this poor level of spam - come on! Pull your socks up! I recommend maybe putting out a bit of 'download from youtube' software to get your clients in. Just a tip.

All the worst,

Hariettzz F-ree V1agra

11 Oct 2010